>This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
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> A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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>Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
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>'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
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>The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
>in front of a growing crowd of customers.
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>The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'
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>She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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>Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
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>'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
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>which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
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>In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' ! ;
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>In a huff, the woman says,
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>'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'
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>The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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>Now stop laughing and send it to your friends.