Farmers Peaches
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>A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
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>He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
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>He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'
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>She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'
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>He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his eye.
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>Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'
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>The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye.
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>Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'
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>He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.
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>She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'
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>Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches!!