Two Texas rednecks are out hunting, and as they are

walking along they come upon a huge hole in the


They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;

I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it


The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw

something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit


The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile

transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".


So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one,

and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the

edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing

through the brush, run up to the hole and with no

hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other,

looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that

was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't

happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we

were just  standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out

of the  bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped

headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible.

I had him chained to a transmission!"